Episode 18- Final POV!!

Time for our final veto of the season!

Emily: Cam, we’re both nominated… I know you and London are like BFFs, but London is a shady bitch.  She voted you out.

Cameron: I know, but everyone loves me, and I love everyone, so it’s hard to know where to stand!

London: I’m the star chef of the season ❤ sorry girls that you’re up… at least I’m going to make finals for us all!

Emily: Um, there’s still veto.

Cameron: And I’m gonna win it!

Dave: *whsipers* You or me need to win this veto.

London: Oh, I will. I won it last week, that’s my thing!

Emily: See?

Cameron: You have a point…

VETO COMPETITION: Dance Off

Whoever can keep dancing the longest, WILL win the veto! Ready?? Set?? Hit it!!

Look at these dancers, this is just like Dance Moms!

Hula?

Dave: Ugh… is this Meghan Trainor?? I’m out.

London: Hey, it’s just us ladies now!

London: I don’t feel like dancing anymore, I’m too pretty to sweat.

Cameron: Watch out, I’m a fitness queen.

Emily: I’m a desperate girl.

Cameron: Ugh… the music got to me.

Congrats, EMILY! You have WON the final Power of Veto!

Emily: So hip!

Dave: We tried.

London: I’ll be fine hun, don’t worry. Emily, can you please not use the veto? I like being safe 🙂

Emily: El oh el of course hun 🙂

VETO MEETING

Emily: I’m a bad bitch and I’ll eat my shit.

Emily: Emily, should I save you? Oh yes Emily, please save me!

I choose to save myself, obvi. Dave, name a replacement… a.k.a. London.

Dave: Even though I should be super sad, I’ll drink my worries away! London, take a seat!

London: What-ever-major-loser.

Emily: This veto meeting is adjourned 🙂

Who will Emily choose to evict? Cameron or London?? Find out, next time!

Episode 17- Final Nomination Ceremony

Last time, Zach left. We are down to FOUR!

Dave: I guess it looks like I’m the ladies man 😉

London: I have to win, I’m a public figure!

Cameron: Ems, why’d you put on those PJ’s?!

Emily: Natural beauty, ever heard of it?

Dave: So, Ems and I aren’t so close anymore… we need to stick together.

London: Agreed. I have little loyalty to anyone, but that seems legit.

Cameron: You me and London for f3!

Emily: You betcha!

London: So if our f3 is working out, me or Cam needs to win our first HOH.

Cam: I’m pretty confident!

Emily: *chomp* Win for me ladies.

Dave: I’m an outcast </3

Emily: 😐

London: My nail broke! 😥

HOH COMP- Most Skills

So for this HOH I added up the skills they acquired in the house, and whoever had the most won. Here was the results:

CAMERON:

Charisma- 2

Comedy- 3

Cooking- 5

Fitness- 5

Gardening- 1

Gourmet Cooking- 1

Logic- 4

Mischief- 1

Video Games- 3

Violin- 3

Total- 28

DAVE:

Charisma- 2

Comedy- 4

Cooking- 4

Fitness- 3

Gardening- 2

Logic- 3

Mischief- 1

Mixology- 3

Video Games- 3

Violin- 3

Total: 28

LONDON:

Charisma- 2

Comedy- 4

Cooking- 5

Fitness- 2

Gardening- 2

Gourmet Cooking- 2

Logic- 3

Mischief- 1

Video Games- 3

Violin- 3

Total: 27

Dave and Cam tied, but with 1 less than them, London is OUT!

Emily: Sorry girl.

London: Hmmph.

Down to Cameron and Dave. Whoever has a higher score in each skill wins, since you both tied!

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Cameron v. Dave

Charisma- Dave

Comedy- Dave

Cooking- Cameron

Fitness- Cameron

Gardening- Dave

Gourmet Cooking- Cameron

Logic- Cameron

Mischief- Dave

Mixology- Dave

Video Gaming- Dave

Violin- Cameron

Cameron- 5

Dave- 6

Challenge Placings:

3rd- London

2nd- Cameron

1st- Dave

Congrats, DAVE! You’re the new HOH!

Dave: Hell yeah. Needed this af.

Emily: -_-

Cameron and London: Congrats!

Dave: Got my safety for the week!

NOMINATION CEREMONY

Dave: So this is the final nomination ceremony. This lowkey doesn’t matter, but I’m nominating who I want to.. so yeah.

London, you are safe.

Dave: I have nominated Cameron and Emily for eviction.

Cameron, I love you but I know you probs would have targeted me.

Emily, you broke my heart and tried to get me out, so I’m just returning the favor </3

This nomination ceremony is over bitchez.

Who will win the FINAL VETO, and have the sole power to evict??? Find out, next episode, on Sims Big Brother!

Episode 16- Bromance Breakup

It’s been a while, but last time Emily put up her boyfriend Dave with Zach, and Demily and Zondon both broke up! Then, London won her first comp, a POV, and didn’t use it. Who will be evicted?!

Dave: I’m a sad sad swimmer.

Cameron: Aw, Davey </3

Zach: So, do you want ex-bae to go, or me?

Emily: Tbh, idk, but either way the Bros get split up 🙂

EVICTION TIME!

Hey HouseGuests! Time to see our fourth person leave, and say hello to our third jury member!

First, nominees, plead your cases.

Dave: Well, I’ve been betrayed and beaten down, but if you keep me I will rise up and fight against Emily, who is clearly going to win if no one stops her! Also, I’m a cutie pie 😉 so keep me.

Zach: All of you are stupid ass sloots for having me up here, Dave and I are better than all of you and we’re bros for life. Emily, grow some balls and quit turning on all your allies. London, you dumped me so fuck you 🙂 and Cam, you better vote for me to stay, you’re my lifeline ATM.

OK, time for Cam and London to cast their votes. Emily will only vote if there is a tie. GO!

London proved that she can read this week and that she can win a comp, but will she shoo out her ex-boyfriend or go after Emily’s target?

London: I vote to evict the biggest tool ever, Ranceypants.

*checks mirrors on way out*

Cameron has been on good terms with both nominees lately, and even gotten a bit closer to her former threat Dave. What will her vote be?

Cameron: I vote to evict Zach Attack… sorry hun.

All the votes are in. When I reveal the vote, the evictee will have a few seconds to gather their shit and go.

By a vote of 2-0…..

Zach, you are evicted from the Sims Big Brother House!

Zach: Woes.

London: Look b, I’m sorry that we didn’t work out. A hug for the road?

Zach: Fine, but you can still suck my ass.

London: Mmm.

Zach: Ur still hawt ❤

Dave: I love you man 😥

Zach: I love you too bro.

Dave: 😥

Zach: Zave </3

Zach: You’re gonna miss me when I’m gone </3 woe.

Zach: Ranceypants is leaving the building.

*loud cheers*

Zach, who was your closest ally in the house?

Zach: Davey poo ❤ London was my girl for a bit, but Dave was always my main. One hunna.

Well, Zach is off to jury! Tune in next time to see the new HOH and final nomination ceremony!

Episode 15- Read! Read! Read!

Previously, Ems put up her boyfriend and they broke up! And so did London and Zach, after he went up, too. Who will win that veto? Let’s find out!

Awks as the house is now quiet after the big meltdowns…

London: I cannot comprehend.

Cameron: I’m the only one not involved in drama! #TeamSingle

Emily: *glares*

Dave: You got a bone to pick?

Zach: Rich bitch.

Dave: I’m just hella pissed that you did this to me. Like what is wrong with you?

Emily: We can still be friends. Just cause I betrayed you doesn’t mean that you should hate me! It’s a game, hunny.

Dave: You’re right. And I’m finna raise hell in this house now.

Emily: Everyone is so pissed.

Zach: I know. I don’y really like you that much, so you can go.

Cam: Oh my 😮

Cameron: Dave, you seem down. Let’s jazzercise!

Dave: Oh yeah! Ayyyye heyyy slayyyyy!

Zach: Gotta get fit to impress all my fans! *gator chomps*

Cameron: It’s so nice seeing you exercise, Zach! Fitness is fantastic!

Zach: Thanks boo.

TIME FOR POV!

This veto comp is called Read ‘Til Ya Bleed! Whoever reads the fastest, wins!

These three got their books right away and started, while the other two found a spot further away… wasting time.

Zach: Ahh, finally the perfect spot!

Emily: No… not there. I need to find the best place to read!

Emily: Here is nice!

I didn’t get a pic of the winner– London finished first. Cam and Dave were close behind. The placements were as follows:

5th- Emily

4th- Zach

3rd- Cameron

2nd- Dave

CONGRATS, LONDON! You have won the Power of Veto!

London: First comp win bitches! See, I can read! I have a brain!

Emily: Ugh, last place. 😦

London: Haha Zach, look! I snuck in my cell phone! Let’s take a cute pic!

Zach: Fine… Say sawagoo!!

Big Brother: London, please take your phone to the diary room, shady mofo.

Cameron: London sure loves to make food.

Emily: She’s learning how to do things for herself! I’m proud ❤

Dave: Except she still makes Zach help her with her baths. lol

London: Dave, what are you doing? I can cook for you!

Cameron: Learn how to shower by yourself girlfriend.

Dave: Mmmmmmmhmmmmm.

Zach: I wanna get crunk.

Cameron: Stay safe!

Dave: Bro, do you think one of us will stay? 😥 I don’t want to lose you.

Zach: I don’t know, man. I hope London saves me with veto.

Dave: And you ain’t missin’ dis Emily??

IT’S TIME FOR THE VETO MEETING

London: So why should I save one of you guys?

Dave: Because my EX-girlfriend Ems is a punk ass little mofo who THOT she was cool, but she ain’t. She TRYNA be, but nah. It ain’t true. Bye Felicia. Kill my ass, but you won’t kill my class. Plus I got sass.

Zach: I should be saved cause even though I hate every single one of you, there is still a soft spot in my heart for London.

London: Well, this was not really hard. I think you’re so sweet Dave, and Zach… well, I moved on from you. But Cam and Em are my BFFs and I gotta honor Emily’s HOH, it was a big move for her to put you gents both up.

I choose not to use the veto. Now is the camera getting a good shot of me or should I say that again??

Dave: I HAVE to stay, I’m not gonna be Emily’s trash taken out.

Zach: Bitch asses.

London: I’m a gameplayer ladies! Haha look at me!

Who will be evicted? Dave or Zach? Find out, next time!!!!

Episode 14- Two Heartbreaks and a Betrayal

Previously, Dave’s HOH reign sucked ass as one of his best friends left the house. Who will be the new HOH? Let’s find out!

Dave: If I make you guys breakfast will you be my friend?

Cameron: Oh yes, I love friends! But isn’t it funny yours is gone, and you were HOH?!

London: And I even voted to evict you, and you still stayed, Cameron!

IT’S TIME FOR THE HOH COMP!

This is called House of Cards. You will each face off, and whoever wins the first matches will face each other, and then we will have an HOH!

Dave: Let me save the dying plant ❤

After they faced off, Zach and Emily won their matches. Making the only two who haven’t won HOH, out!

4th and 3rd- Cameron and London

Zach: It’s on.

Emily: Totes.

Dave: I saved the garden!

Congrats Emily, you have won this game of cards, making you the NEW HOH!!

Emily: Turn df up!!

Emily: I’m a badass bitch.

Emily: Care for a kiss, my macho moonbeam??

Dave: Oui, oui, j’adore ❤

London: So, honestly, I have your back, and I hope I’m safe hun. Maybe put up the guys.

Emily: But Dave is my boyfriend… But ugh I love Cam. What should I do?

Zach: I know I’m going up, not even fightin it.

Dave: I’m not, man. My girl loves me 😀

Cameron: I better be safe Ems.

London: Hey cutie.

Zach: It pissed me off that you saved Scott cause he was flirting with you.

London: Oh well.

Dave: I know I’m safe, I’m so happy right now! My girlfriend is HOH!

Dave: Good luck, guys. I wonder who will be the next person safe.

Zach: Follow me on twitter so I know it’s real.

London: Buy me clothes so I know it’s real.

Zach: Ems, would you maybs keep me safe?

Emily: Maybs.

London: Keep dat ass jumpin.

IT’S TIME FOR THE NOMINATION CEREMONY

Emily: This was so hard, cause I love you all. But I gotta do this, man.

London, you are safe.

Cameron, you are safe.

Dave: WHAT?!

Emily: I have nominated you Dave, and you Zach, for eviction. I just had to keep my girls safe.

Dave: I’m you fucking boyfriend, how could you?!

Zach: You’re a shady dingus, Emily.

Dave: Why would you nominate me?! WHY?!

Emily: I love you, but I love Cam and London more…

Dave: Ok, we’re over. You can take a hike, hipster trash. 😥

Emily: *cries* You’re on the block though, so YOU take a hike 😥

Zach: London, I just don’t see us working out anymore. I’m done.

London: Aca-scuse me?!

Zach: Just the way the cookie crumbles dear…

Emily: I am up here, and you are DOWN THERE.

London: You piece of shit ass wipe, I’m done with your games, fuckboy.

Dave: Wha…

Emily: Let me cry!

Zach: You’re so mean!

London: AHHHH!!!!!!!!

London: I gotta go lie down…

Now that the fallout has happened, who will win veto, and will it be used to save Dave or Zach from eviction!? Find out, next time!

Episode 13- Where Do Your Loyalties Lie?

Previously, Scott got put up in London’s place. Now, we will see who is the third person evicted, and our second jury member!

Dave: I feel so bad that I put up Scott…. wtf Emily..

Zach: Love me like you do. Lo-lo-love me like you do.

London: My London bridge is falling down.

Zach: Ahhhh ❤

Scott: You keeping me?

London: Maybe… Only cause you’re hot.

Dave: I’m sorry Scott… I still ❤ you

Cameron: Scott, sorry to say, I think you’ll leave this week 🙂

Scott: You were never my bro, were you?

Zach: Well… no. I just don’t like you.

Emily: Mmmmm.

Scott: You’re so trashy.

Zach: *throws drink* You’re an arrogant asshole.

Scott: Oh. No. You. Didn’t.

Zach: Whatcha gonna do girl? Whatcha gonna do?

Scott: Get on my level.

Zach: You’re level of bitchiness?

Scott: Imma jack you up.

Zach: No way biotch!

Emily: Stop.

Scott: Ha. Mess with royalty again, Zach.

Zach: Asshead.

Scott: Look, I’m better than all these peasants. Please keep me.

Emily: I think you’re really cool. But… I’m torn Lord Disick.

Dave: Look.. I love you bro. I’m sorry I had to do it.

Scott: Why? I’m better than Zach.

Zach: STFU bitch.

Scott: Drinks for whoever wants to keep me! London, you’re looking fine today.

London: Oh, stop it!

Dave: *laughs*

Zach: Thirsty hoe.

Scott: I eat like a champ.

Dave: Sup, Cam?

Cameron: I’m in the slums…. I’m so glum.

Emily: Girlie, you fine!

Cameron: I need coffee before this eviction. Might be my last night.

Emily: Stop… and give me some coffee I’m tired too.

London: I love taking baths!

Scott: Thanks for cooking, London. You are so appreciated!

London: Aw, Scott! You’re so sweet!

Cameron: Wow, London. Are you actually warming up to this neanderthal?

Zach: Wow, I feel so classy when I’m in the HOH bathroom.

Emily: Tell me about it. I can eat, poop, and feel classy talking to you all at once!

EVICTION TIME!

 

HouseGuests! After tonight, only 5 of you will remain! Who will be Juror #2? Let’s find out! Plead your cases nominees!

 

Cameron: Well, I am hoping my girls vote for me to stay! I love everyone here, though, and why would you want Scott to stay over me?! Let’s be real!

Scott: I should stay cause I’m sexy, pimpin, fly, and a lord. Also, you know you want me here 😉

Ok, now it’s time to vote. Dave, you are the HOH, so you can’t vote, and nominees cannot vote. Emily, you’re up first!

Emily has been with the girls, but did Scott or Dave sway her?

 

Emily: I vote to evict Lord Disick.

London has been with Cameron throughout the game, but has Scott’s attention to her made her rethink her vote?

London: I hate to say it, but I vote to evict my dearest friend, Cameron.

Zach has been on pretty shitty terms with Scott, but is he less close to Cameron?

Zach: I gladly vote to evict the stupid Scott Disick.

HouseGuests… the votes are in. When I reveal the vote, the evicted HouseGuest will have a few moments to say bye, gather their shit, and go.

By a vote of 2-1….

Scott, you are evicted from the Sims Big Brother house!

Scott: Man, it hurts that you put me up, but I still love you.

Dave: Bro, let’s hug it out, I’ll miss you 😥

Scott: I’ll miss ya, sweet thang.

London: I voted to keep you, so you better 😉

Zach: Wow London..

Scott: Here’s for all your bitchiness, peasant. *throws drink*

Zach: Stupid ass bitch.

Scott: Looks like the pimp is leavin’ with style.

*crowd mostly boos, some cheer*

Scott, how did you get London to vote to keep you in the game?

Scott: I can’t help it if I’m irresistible 😉

Well, there you have it. Scott is off to the jury house to join Queenie! Join us next time for final 5 HOH and noms!

 

 

 

 

Episode 12- House Flippers

Last time, Dave won HOH and nominated Cam and London… can they flip the house in their favor with the veto?? Let’s find out!

Dave: Lalalalala, what a lovely day 🙂

Cameron: What an ass, putting up the two of us. We must burn him.

London: First we gotta win a veto. Do you think Ems would save one of us?

Cameron: She might, if she think for herself. But Scott wouldn’t and probably not Zach either, unless he’s still crushing on you.

Zach: Dave, my man. Well done!

Dave: Thanks, man 🙂 Love you bro.

Dave: Honestly I’m hoping this is an easy week… I really don’t want to renom, since I like everyone else.

Zach: Bruh, same. We’ll fight for veto.

London: Hey, Ems. Let’s cut to the chase. If you want to get far, you can’t listen to you boyfriend for everything.

Emily: I know…. Look, I’m with you and Cam.

London: Would you use veto if you won it?

Emily: Yes…

London: Okay.. then good, we can flip this bitch if one of us wins.

Scott: I’m the man.

Emily: This is a nice, meat-free sandwich. Thank you mother earth.

Cameron: I’m the cattle farmer when I eat y’all. Lasso ’em, ride ’em, cook ’em.

Zach: Dave, you’re the best HOH ever.

London: Stfu Zach, I’m on the block.

Dave: *laughs* Um… thanks

Zach: I’m sorry London… I like you a lot and all, I want you here and-

London: Shut up and kiss me, you fool.

TIME FOR POV!

This veto comp is called Bonsai Abonsaination! Whoever can cute the three bonsais in the least amount of time will win!

Emily: Plants are my thing! I’ve got this!

Scott: I have never gardened in my life…

Ready? GO!

For once, everyone can play in veto.

It was only close between these two.

6th-3rd places were all at the same time: Scott, Cameron, Dave, and London

But Emily got it just a bit quicker.

Which means…

CONGRATS EMILY! You have won the Power of Veto!

Emily: Yay! I won the hippest challenge ever!

Scott: Well, London. If you had gotten with Lord Scott Disick, you wouldn’t be going home now, would you?

London: Bye, sleaze. Just cause I’m rich doesn’t mean I’m able to be bought. -_-

Scott: She wants me 😉

Scott: Zach, man, I’m happy we’re bros.

Zach: Are we? We never bro it up anymore… I don’t even know…

Cam: Oh, God.

VETO MEETING

Cameron: Emily, you should use the veto on me, because I am a lovely, outgoing, star who has your back 🙂

London: Veto me, because you are a strong independent woman, and you promised.

Emily: Look, this was hard. Dave, I respect you so much… but I love these girls. With that said…

Emily: I am choosing to veto London ❤

London: Love you girlie!

Emily: Dave… you must name a replacement nominee.

Dave: Um… wow Ems. I wish you would’ve told me. Now I have to nominate one of my best buds… Sorry man, but

Scott, I gotta put you up.

Scott: WHAT?!

Scott: Dave, how could you? You’re my best friend here!

London: And you were saying… what about me going home?

Scott: Shut up London, stupid bitch. I’m staying here. No one evicts The Lord.

Cameron: Please keep me! I love you all ❤

Dave’s girl just forced him to put up one of his bros, but who will be evicted? Cameron or Scott?! Find out, next episode, on Sims Big Brother!

Episode 11- Power Duo

Previously on Sims Big Brother: After Leah was evicted, her best friend Emily won HOH and put up former HOH Zach and house target Queenie. After Scott chose not to use the veto, Queenie was evicted after Emily broke the tie, becoming the first jury member. Now, who will be the new HOH?! And who will they nominate? Time to find out!

Scott: Gotta fuel up for that HOH.

Zach: Totes magotes.

London: Like the meal I cooked for you all? I should be called Chef London!

Dave: Tbh I didn’t think you could cook but you impressed me.

Emily: Is this meat real or fake? Cause I’m vegetarian…

Cameron: Someone talk to me! I’m heartbroken about my bestie leaving 😦

TIME FOR HOH COMP!

This is called Beat the BlicBloc. You will each enter a ring of BlicBloc machines– whoever can last the longest, wins HOH!

Ready? … GO!

This went on forever and I forgot to take pics. Dave outlasted everyone by a LOT! Placements were as follows:

5th- Cameron

4th- Zach

3rd- Scott

2nd- London

Congratulations DAVE! You outlasted all of your competitors and are the new HOH!

Dave: *gasps* Wow.. that was hard.

Emily: Yes! Babe, I’m so proud of you!

Dave: Aw thanks honey ❤

Cameron: Well, so much for “girls stick together”

London: Tell me about it… pretty soon we’ll all go. Emily, I’m sorry, but you screwed it all up!

Emily: Look… I just didn’t like Queenie. I’m with you girls 100%… believe me.

IT’S TIME FOR THE NOMINATION CEREMONY

Dave: So… yeah. Nomination ceremony. I’m gonna keep 3 of you safe, and the remaining two will be noms.

Emily, you are safe ❤

Ranceypants, you’re safe, bro.

Scott D, you’re also safe 🙂

…which means I’ve nominated Cameron and London for eviction.

Cameron, you are so athletic and you are liked by everyone, which makes you a threat

London, no one is really targeting you, and I feel like you’ve floated on by all game

This nomination ceremony is adjourned.

Cameron: We are not going anywhere.

London: It’s time to flip the house.

Can Cameron and London flip the house? Find out that, plus veto winner, NEXT EPISODE!

Episode 10- Fight Night

So, this episode is an eviction episode. And whoever gets evicted will be the first member of the jury! Which explosive personality is going? Queenie or Zach?? Let’s find out!

Zach: Scott… you know who you’re keeping?

Queenie: The mofo is keeping ME.

Zach: No, he’s keeping ME.

Scott: …. I’m gonna leave.

Queenie: I deserve to stay more than you, Zasshole.

Zach: Why? Cause I’m less of a trainwreck?

Queenie: BITCH.

Queenie: Think you can talk shit? FUCK YOU. I’m gonna end your life one of these days I FUCKING SWEAR I WILL.

Zach: *drops drink* Um….. uh….

Queenie: WHAT THE FUCK YOU LOOKIN AT?

Emily: Queenie and Zach are being so crazy right now, I’m weak af lolol

Dave: Aren’t we cute with our matching pants 🙂

Emily: We look so hip.

Dave: Totes magotes.

Cameron: I’m gonna lasso myself up some good homestyle cookin’, round ’em up y’all.

London: So… what’s the polish called that you put on your nails again??

Scott: Nailpolish?

London: Oh, right! Nailpolish!

Scott: I like to wear Gucci, Armani, all those brands, you know, I’m high class and all…

Queenie: You seem pretty trashy to me, Fuckboy.

Cameron: Queenie! Stop it! Here, eat some of my food.

London: Someone needs to inject Queenie with some Nyquil.

Zach: Haha, good one London!

Queenie: That was not “good” it sucked. FUCK YALL! I’LL FUCKING CAUSE HELL IN THIS HOUSE.

Emily: Queenie, it’s okay… just chill a bit…

Queenie: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU UGLY WHORE, WE ALL KNOW YOU ARE DAVE’S LITTLE PROSTITUTE SO SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Scott: Oh right, I’m trashy…

Cameron: *sighs*

Zach: I didn’t know you exercised London…

London: I’m turning over a new chapter in my life, I float like a butterfly, but I sting like a bee 😉

Scott: London, you single?

London: You aren’t.

Scott: Doesn’t stop me…

SO WHO WILL GO? Queenie or Zach? Let’s talk with the house.

Hello HouseGuests! Tonight is the first night the evictee will join the jury!

Zach, you were HOH last week, how does it feel to be on the block this week?

Zach: Obvi it sucks ass.

Emily, was being HOH all you could’ve dreamed of?

Emily: It was pretty stressful actually, but I’m happy I could keep Dave safe ❤

London, are there wedding bells for you and any housemate in the future?

Scott: *cough* me

London: *rolls eyes* No. Way.

Dave, are you happy you finally made your move on Emily?

Dave: Of course! Why wouldn’t I be? She’s great!

Cameron: Oh yes. Oh, oh, oh, yes, yes, yes!

Time for noms to plead their case. Queenie, you’re up first.

Queenie: Just wanna say, Scott, if you don’t fucking keep me, you’ll be fucking sorry. Also, Emily, you’re a fucking ugly whore skank bitch and I hate you so much. Dave, you’re a useless piece of shit with no standards. Cameron and London, love you ladies ❤ Zach, you suck so much ass, you eat shit. That’s all 🙂

Thank you Queenie (such a goddess ❤ )

Zach: I honestly hate you all, but Dave, I hate you less than anyone here, London, I’m not afraid to admit that I enjoy laughing with and at you, and Scott, I’m happy we’re bros again, even if you didn’t save me with the veto -_-. Most of you are superficial, but it’s whatever, keep me and I’ll keep being me, bitches. ❤

Now, time for everyone to vote, except nominees Queenie and Zach, and HOH Emily unless there is a tie. London, you’re up first!

London has been in her own little bubble for the most part, but has an alliance with Queenie and Cameron. Will she be loyal with them, or to her budding flirtationship with Zach?

London: Bonjour! I sadly vote to evict my little fan, Zach ❤

Cameron is aligned all across the house, but has a strong bond with Queenie. Will she save her ally tonight?

Cameron: Hello, how are you? I am so good, and very delighted to cast my vote! I vote to evict that little troublemaker, Zach attack!

Scott made up with his former bro Zach, but originally set out to get him evicted. Will he follow through with his initial goal?

Scott: The Lord votes to evict that sourpuss, Queenie.

Dave is very close with Zach, and will likely keep him in the game, but anything can happen.

Dave: Because I love Zach and she clearly doesn’t love me, I vote to evict Queenie.

HouseGuests… the votes are in. And we have a tie. 2 votes to evict Queenie, and 2 votes to evict Zach. Emily, please stand, and cast the sole vote to evict.

Emily: This was going to be harder earlier this week… but now it’s easy. One of you has clearly been out to get me as their #1 target, and I can’t risk keeping you here, for game reasons and for my personal safety…

I vote to evict Queenie.

Queenie, you are our first juror!

Queenie: So it is…. you bitch.

Emily: Want a hug?? Sorry I-

Queenie: Zip it bitch, you’re dead in my book. Come here London, love you darling.

London: Who else will I get to make fun of and provoke to entertain me… 😥

Queenie: Girl… you go all out, and you WIN this. Chocolate and Vanilla to the end.

Cameron: I’ll try my best ❤

Queenie: YOU FUCKING ASSWIPE.

Zach: Fuck off.

Cameron: Wha—- ahh!

Zach: Get off me!

Queenie: No bitch!

Cameron: Juvenile.

Scott: World star!

Zach: Get off of me, you psychopath!

Queenie: Not until I whoop your little preppy ass!

Zach: Let me at her, let me at her!

Queenie: BITCH, I”M RIGHT BEHIND YOU! I’m finna do some voodoo on you!

Zach: NO!!

Zach: Oww…

Queenie: Mess with me again. Bitch.

Queenie: Leaving with class ❤

Queenie: Hey, hey!

*crowd roars cheering*

Queenie, why do you think you were targeted so much?

Queenie: Cause they’re ignorant. Cam and London better win this for me, they are the only non-hoes in that joint.

Join us next time for the HOH reveal and nominations! Queenie is off to the jury house! See ya!

Episode 9- Scavenging to Stay

Now it’s all about that veto! Who will win it?! Let’s find out!

HouseGuests, your veto is going to be a scavenger hunt around the house. All of you will be directed to an object, and whoever gets there last will be eliminated. Ready? Let’s begin!

First, go to the kitchen, but beware. To get to the counters, a maze will be there. 

Cameron: Catch me if you can!

Queenie: I know where the kitchen is!

Emily: I’m tired.

Looks like there is a pack of three leading the way, and 3 trailing.

Queenie: What the fuck is happening?

Cameron, Zach, Emily, Scott, and Queenie, you all move on. Dave, you were last to make it, so bye bitch!

Dave: Is London voicing this over??

Now, go to the backyard and you will find a statue looking most divine.

(You can’t tell who was first or last in any pics since they all stop in diff places)

Emily, your lethargic legs have gotten you OUT!

Emily: Can I sleep now?

Up in the HOH bathroom there will be rigged, a cute and sassy little old pig!

Scott: I knew Queenie was a pig!

Queenie actually is a witch, but she is now a sorry bitch, seeing as she’s OUT! (Queenie was on her way and decided to go somewhere else, so she didn’t even arrive)

And since Queenie didn’t arrive lately dressed, the pig will eliminate one more– Zach, you’re next!

Zach: Aw, fuck a duck.

It’s down to Cameron and Scott.

Downstairs, you will find a bust made of gold hidden in a secret room. Got a clue where it is, behind a maze? You do!

Scott: I got here first… which means?!

CONGRATULATIONS SCOTT, you have won the Power of Veto!

Scott: Bow down peasants.

Scott: Guys I didn’t mean it, come sit with me!

Dave: Hey, congrats man!

Scott: Thanks, man!

Cameron: Ugh… I was so close. Scott would you save Queenie?

Scott: Well I KNOW I’m not saving Zach.

Emily: Or, lol, just don’t use it at all!

Cameron: *whispers* Ems, I thought you were with me and London?

Emily: I am, but not Queenie…

Dave: Well, I know I’m safe with my babe Ems ❤

Cameron: I woke up like dis… having to PEE!

(Cameron has the best outfits in here)

London: A pink bed? I want the HOH bed! Daddy?!

Dave: Cameron, what do you think of everyone else right now?

Cameron: We can slay ’em, that’s what I think!

Dave: Hey, London. I’ve been rubbing my socks on the rug for hours.

London: Why?

Dave: I sing the body electric!! Feel that electricity!!

London: zzZZZZZZZZZZdifojN{Vnioerzjgigboniotrjn[jni[rrejniorjnio

Dave: This is so fun! Let’s do it to everyone!

London: I need to lie down.

Zach: Hey London-

London: What do you want?

Zach: Nothing… it’s just… someone to talk to I guess?

London: Go talk to your bros.

Zach: But Scott hates me!

London: I swear, I can’t get a moment of peace and quiet without those boys and their shenanigans.

Queenie: You seem to dumb to play chess. BTW, you keepin’ me?

London: Yeah, I think. And I just like looking at the pretty figures.

Zach: Look, Scott…. I really need a vote to stay. I’m sorry we’ve been on bad terms, I’m sorry I put you up, it was stupid. But we need each other in this game to survive.

Scott: I guess your right man. Let’s hug it out!

Emily: I like the concept that our celestial orbits are relative, it’s so… cute 🙂

Dave: You’re cute.

ITS TIME FOR THE VETO MEETING

Scott: So, as veto holder, I have the chance to veto one of you or leave you to wither away on the block.

Zach: Save me, because I’m your bro again!

Queenie: Save me, because I fucking hate everyone here, including you, equally.

Scott: Actually… I have decided NOT to use the Power of Veto. You guys are both crazy in some ways and I think I need to leave things the same.

Scott: The Lord declares this veto meeting adjourned.

Zach: But.. we’re friends again 😦 All of you are schemes for putting me up, you’re all stupid ass bitches.

Queenie: FUCK ALL OF YALL. WHY PUT ME UP?! OUT OF THIS HOUSE I COULD KILL YOU ALL! EAT SHIT AND DIE, I HATE YOU MOTHERFUCKIN BITCHES.

Which explosive personality will be evicted, Queenie or Zach? Find out next episode, on Sims Big Brother!